How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
a few days ago i was reporting an accident to 911 but the guy was okay and he drove away so i got really flustered and i was like “oh he’s alright never mind sorry bye good night love you bye” and i hung up and my dad stared at me and said “did you just tell the emergency dispatcher that you love them”
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.